Tips this Valentine!!!

I am no connoisseur of this field, but from what I know, I thought it to be my moral obligation to disseminate this information to all my fellow male specie of human kind. I hope this helps you get over the over hyped day of expression of love which is about to come.That dreaded day all men fear to forget–Valentines Day–is just around the corner. It’s a day that can make you or break you, fellas, so now’s the time to give it some thought. Here are some rules to remember:

-> The most basic rule, if for no one’s sake but you own: Remember your sweetheart on Valentines Day. February 14. It doesn’t matter how old she is, or how long you’ve been married, or dating, or whatever. If you forget her on this high holy day of love, you’ll spend the next 364 days regretting it. In either subtle or unsubtle ways, she ain’t gonna forget you forgot. So next time your tea has salt instead of sugar, your clothes burn while being ironed or you get stood up on a date, you are to blame if you forget this day.

-> 00:05 is not same as 00:00. Trust me on this one, these 5 minutes will cost you more than any other 5 minutes in your life. It doesn't matter if your network's jammed, if you are being chased by a man-eating tiger or you are saving the world from intergalactic attack. If your call or you dont reach at midnight, you have dug your own grave.

-> If she tells you she doesn’t want flowers, or candy, or a greeting card to mark the day, I can guarantee you she’s lying through her teeth. Don’t be fooled for a second. She’s just testing you to see what you’ll do. You have two choices–do you want to be happy, or do you want to be miserable? It’s up to you.

-> This is the trickiest rule, because the slightest error can cause undue suffering (yours). What does she really want for Valentine’s Day? You can’t just ask her–this is strictly against the rules. This is where your mind-reading skills come in handy. If you’ve not already developed at least some rudimentary extrasensory powers (ESP) in your relationship, you’re probably already screwed anyway–and I don’t mean in a good way. P.S: Playstation is not a good valentines gift for her

-> It is a cardinal sin to mention what you did with your ex-girlfriend last Valentine's day, no matter how boring it was last year. This is the only Valentines you remember unless the last one was with her only.

I guess these should help you for good. If you have some more to share, your comments are always welcome. Girls are welcome to testify on these observations/learning...

Wish you all a Happy Valentines Day!!!